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by MrsFatass on April 8, 2011

Yesterday was day 4 of the 7 workouts in 7 days.

So far, you have read two accounts of me picking a class, being a fish out of water, sticking with it, and crawling out, with my body and my dignity barely intact.

Just use the same formula, and incorporate the following new details:

Pilates
Petite blonde instructor. Yes, another one.
Normally a big class, but last night only had one other student.
No where to hide.
I think she tried to kill me.

Frankly, I’m too tired and too sore to write this one myself. I’ll be in the bathtub if you need me.

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Holly @ Chunky Monkey April 8, 2011 at 5:56 am

Keep up the good work! I was thinking of trying a spinning class but I fear the same experience….or walking out of the studio with the seat plastered to my arse.

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Joanna Sutter (Fitness & Spice) April 8, 2011 at 6:02 am

I love a cute little blonde but I prefer my instructors to look more like me…short, curvy, brunette, with a heavy dose of witty overtones. Is that too much to ask? 😉

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Laurie April 8, 2011 at 6:23 am

Damn those hot instructors. Did you use Mr .Bubble?

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Kirsten April 8, 2011 at 7:45 am

sounds awesome. and by that I mean that I wasn’t there. xoxo

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Jennifer@ knackfornutrition April 8, 2011 at 11:49 am

You are getting after these workouts! I think it is great that you are putting yourself out there. It can only be a good thing in the long run even if it sucks in the moment. 🙂

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Jack Sh*t April 8, 2011 at 5:00 pm

Never trust petite blonds.

Oh, wait… I married one. Nevermind…

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Val April 9, 2011 at 12:53 am

You are a much tougher woman than I. Good job! I hope Calgon took you away. . .

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Drazil April 9, 2011 at 11:39 pm

OH my God – this gave me hives to think about. You stayed? Holy shit. Just holy shit. I’d have died. I’d have faked a heart attack and left. Wow. Way to go.

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merri April 15, 2011 at 6:25 pm

oooh i LOVE pilates! i get so nervous when instructors pay attention to what im doing tho..

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