Today kicks off a very important month in the Fatass household. It . . . is my birthday month. Actually? It is my Birthday Month. MY BIRTHDAY MONTH!
Yep. In a few short weeks I’ll be 37 years old. Which, by the looks of my teenage boy sense of humor and ridiculously hot bod you might find hard to believe. But it’s true. I’m getting closer to 40 all the time.
And loving it.
There are a few more big occasions in this month for us, too. Thing Two will turn 3. Trophy Husband and I will celebrate 10 years of wedded bliss. And Trophy Husband himself will turn another year older.
But this is MY blog, so for all intents and purposes, September is All About Me. At least until the 22nd. Then it can go back to being about my ass.
You know those people in the world who just NEED NEED NEED attention? It’s like they have this giant suckhole in their heart and if you are to be friends with them then you just have to accept that you will be called upon to shower much love and attention their way, because they are needy.
Well, I like to pretend I am NOT one of those people.
But that sound that you started hearing last night when the clock struck midnight and August officially ended was the sound of my giant suckhole, well, starting to suck. Because September is my birthday month and I’m ready for some good old fashioned attention. Fill my giant suckhole people. It’s what I want.
(Now THERE is some quality writing, huh?)
Let me tell you, nobody knows how to kick off a birthday month quite like MrsFatass. Oh yes indeedy. I’ve called in the big guns to help celebrate in a very major way. Grab a bottle of tequila and some no-doz, because you won’t want to miss a thing.
And to start it off? Why not go check out THIS POST over at Jack Sh*t Gettin’ Fit. It’s always been my wish to appear with my boys in one of Jack’s League of Extraordinarily Fat Gentlemen installments, and guess who’s the first to begin filling the giant suckhole? Yep. Jack. It seems only fitting somehow.
Enjoy.
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LOVE IT! I tend to celebrate the entire month of my birth as well and my birthday is the LAST DAY of the month. 31 days of all about ME! It's bliss.
Happy Birthday Month!!!
Love your post! I turned 40on August 5th, and I haven't been handing it very well. LOL! I hope you have a great Birthday month!
I recognize that suckhole!!! It looks just like MINE!
Happy Birthday month my dear. Thank goodness I've already sent your present to you! (Whew! NOT behind in the showering of the attention!)
And btw, 37 never looked so fine!
Fill my suckhole… I want to stitch that onto a pillow. Seriously. I may even have to send you one for your birthday. (Of course, I won't finish it till 2020, so you will have to wait for it)
HAHAHAHAHA!!! I love it!
Glad I got to lead off. You know how I hate sloppy seconds…
And I thought I was a Diva having a Birthday Week! So stealing this. Anywho, Happy Birthday Month! :-p
Happy Birth Month!!! I celebrate the month too! It's needed! I hope you're showered with attention!
Whoa, Chickie! It's MY birthday month, too…but I'm willing to share the joy!
I shall slather you with postitive comments, laugh at all your posts, and make special postings on my blog to commemorate Your Day.
Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday Month!
You want what kind of hole filled? I got so confused, distracted, many things.
You don't look a day over 36! For real, 37 is a great year. Enjoy, and happy happy!
Told ya we were twins. It's my birthday month, too.
*passes you the tequila*
Let's show 'em how it's done, eh?
Im not here because Im not online today.
except I could NOT MISS THE SUCKHOLE OF NEEDINESSMENT postage.
**vanishes off into the night*
and.
scene.
Happy birthday month! That sounds like a lot more fun than the lowly day I gave myself in May.
Happy happy happy! I LOVE the birthday month. Birthdays are important and should be celebrated for longer than a day. We're happy to help fill up your suckhole. (I'm such a teenage boy I'm sitting here giggling about that in my office!)
oh gosh.. i can't stop laughing at fill my giant suckhole.. I heart you lol
Do let me join in the suckhole filling. 3 week and counting!
I started thinking of folks in my world with giant suckholes, but then I realized that I might have the biggest one around. So I decide not to point fingers. Instead I'm looking into forming a new organization…suckholes anonymous.
Hello my name is FD…and I have a giant suckhole. (man that just sounds plain weird)
Tis a good month as today is my 19th anniversary.
I look forward to the month long celebration (we do that around here too)(usually just with the kids, but you know what, a party is a part-ay!)
I couldn't hear your suckhole over the sound of MY suckhole, cause it's MY birthday month too!
That's a quality comment! LOL Happy birthday month! Cheers to us! I mean you! Since it's your blog!
happy birthday Sue…Have a great month…What a packed month that is…all t he best things for you happen now huh. I loved Jacks blog. The ladies have taken over.
Happy birthday month! Ours is March, it's always a blast.
So, when I'm in Vegas later this month, I'll have a drink for you. Because I'm sure I'll have a few to spare.
Happy Birthday Month! I like this—everyone should get a MONTH!
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